petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
(Source: verenaandrea, via make-a-wish-on-a-falling-star)
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
(Source: aru, via adamthealtaria)
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
CAN WE STOP FOR A SECOND AND JUST STARE AT HARRY?
training for the ballet, Potter?
^ if there is anyone who didn’t read that comment in Tom Felton’s voice then something is wrong.
Me: <Gif above.>
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But rarely the whole of someone. — Benedict Smith (via perfect)
(Source: pr0hibition-in-curls, via lovelylittlelegacy)