May 2013
6 tags
Also I would really like someone to snuggle...
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i have a huge anal gap”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: i love drinking cum.
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
5 tags
Why aren't I old enough to adopt 17 babies and...
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
“I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry. A smile. A bum. But...”
– Benedict Smith (via perfect)
cishetssuck:
friendly reminder that:
you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
you are not weak if you relapse once
you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via lastdaysofmagic)
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
un-fuckable:
majortvjunkie:
majortvjunkie:
fast fact: there are mites on your eyelashes right now
have a nice day!
i hope u die in a house fire
aristo-kitty:
fuckyesquidditch:
theybuiltastauteofus:
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
miss-doctorwho:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
mareluna3001:
if you spoil me on the doctor who finale
I
will
kill
you
and then give your corpse yo hannibal lecter to eat
make-a-wish-on-a-falling-star:
I hate hearing about suicides and seeing everyone’s reactions, even on tv. Those reactions are fake. And I’m sure no one would react like that if it happened to me…
Yes they will. The reaction of the people who love you will be devastation my cousin ended his life and I have missed him everyday for almost a year since that day so please hold on
Due to me having a shit ton of homework to do I'm...
I AM DONE
2 tags
Listen
April 2013
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
DELETE MY BLOG?!?!?!
Due to me having a shit ton of homework to do I'm...
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
sortedtoosoon:
for someone who complains about school all the damn time i sure do have a shit ton of academic ambitions.
like i’m most likely going to graduate undergrad at 19, then go straight into grad school, then do more grad school, and get like a million degrees, and do a ton of work, and do a ton of internships, and go a million places, and teach a zillion people.
does this make sense.
“I asked her if she believed in love, and she smiled and said it was her most...”
– Benedict Smith (via leteti)
celeryandhummus:
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
pizza:
i am so done with everything except my homework
